Reply sent to a recent e-mail about Billy Graham's daughter protesting the lack of religion in our country today:

Unfortunately the Uber-Christians show no restraint at all - witness their efforts to expell evolution from the schools - 'yep - them diny-sores lived 6,000 yars ago'.
Yessirree - the Taliban had it right - so did Henry VIII, who cut off the Catholic's heads - and his daughter (preceding Liz I) who burned Protestants at the stake (those Episcopalians always were uppity anyway)..... And let's not forget the Spanish Inquisition...
Sheesh - we should be so grateful that our founding fathers were religious but they were not religious zealots. The memory of various religious persecutions was too recent and too vivid in their memories for that.
Know what - the Uber-Liberals are just as bad - sueing to keep a creche out of the town square fer crying out loud! They should remember that every action has a reaction - the tsunami is deadliest after it rolls out - and comes roaring back in with a vengeance.
What fools these mortals be....