Evolution. Creationism. Intelligent design. How many of you have heard - or read - people saying "alls I knows - is I ain't descended from no monkey..." Maybe some of you have even read or heard it utilizing proper grammar. Aha!!
Have you heard of Grammarism? You see, the Lord didn't create grammar. Men did. Are rules of grammar written anywhere in the Bible? No!
Now everyone knows that most of us don't use what them intelleckshuls call "good grammar". So I figure to start a movement called "Grammarism" - to abolish the teaching of Grammar in schools. It don't make no sense! No how.
C'mon, people - let's get on board - let's stop poisoning the minds of our children. I say - STOP GRAMMAR!