BTW - many scurrilous & untrue stories are being spread via e-mail by the right wing about John Kerry's military service. I suppose that speaks well for Kerry if he's making the Wingies nervous. We flaming liberals are just too nice. How about starting a few scurrilous & untrue rumors of our own. Oh - I know - how about this scurrilous & untrue rumor - a hotel maid found Dubya and George Nadir in bed together! Now - it may be S&U - but what the heck.....

Ralph Nadir is running for president - and NO - I did not spell his name wrong. Personally, I think he's a covert operative for the Committee to Reelect the President. How else can you explain his behavior?

HAVE YOU HEARD?!

There are indications of oil deposits on Mars! Why else.... oh - never mind.


Sorry - I can't take credit for that - I read it somewhere.